I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Randomize
