Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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