Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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