it was like his penis was on wheels.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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