My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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