i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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