I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have aggressive nipples.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Your penis caused this!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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