He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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