Having a random hookup so left but love u
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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