I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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