maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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