is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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