Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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