I feel like I'm in dance class right now
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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