if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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