literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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