called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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