Do vagina's smell?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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