Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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