then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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