So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Are we still banned from the library?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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