its not stalking. its research.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
