Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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