This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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