If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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