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(313): View more from Michigan

Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.

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(646): View more from New York

I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(903): View more from Texas

So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.

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(831): View more from California

we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?

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(289): View more from Ontario

I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next

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