also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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