bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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