I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i think i just lost a toe
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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