So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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