the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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