Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
