he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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