There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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