did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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