Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
...so i touched it.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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