Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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