it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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