Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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