please come you make the beer taste better
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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