pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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