You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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