I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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