are you still at the devil's house?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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