you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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