U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Its about making memories worth repressing
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
