Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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