Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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