im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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