whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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