Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
