what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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