Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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